Player Biographies
Current Team
Connor Fee
San Francisco, CA
(17 - 10 - 1)
Connor; the captain of The Lords, The Host of the G Cup, playing record of 17-10-1, and the reason we descend upon the California Desert to duke it out.
With a 4.6 handicap and claims of "playing the best golf of his life," Connor is happier than a kid on Christmas morning. He’s locked in on reclaiming the trophy after the Nobles stole the title last year with a final day singles match comeback. Not only did the Nobles win the day and The Cup, they basically hand picked the matchups to ensure it went down the way they wanted.
Can he maintain that impressive single-digit status and handle the pressure without the cool NorCal air there to make him feel comfortable? Will he be able to get his putter hot enough to match the temps this week? Will he be able to walk through the scorching desert and find his zen golf state to lift The Cup at the end of the weekend. Only time will tell!
Colin Davy
Chicago, IL
(5 - 6 - 1)
Colin Davy, the man who has defied all odds. An inspiration to every 30-40 year old American man. He is the true definition of the American Dream. Jeopardy winner, software mastermind, and simulator golfing god. He truly has done it all. He was nice enough to invite a wee little college kid (some may say this is odd, but regardless) to his supple kingdom, although he has to share this kingdom with a stranger who lives below him? Strange, but just a mere detail to the most interesting man in G-cup history.
Colin has decided to betray his Chicago brethren by representing his true Lords (which is still weird since Lords have their own home to themselves). However, he is one of the most authentic men the world has seen. Many envy his luscious beard and charming features, but he is a true representative to the game of golf. Welcoming, enthralling, and exciting - he only continues to improve with age, just like a fine red wine - does he even drink red wine? That's for you to find out.
Paul Fung
San Francisco, CA
(11 - 6 - 1)
Paul Fung is a sophisticated gentleman. Entrepreneur, raconteur, golfeur, he puts the “G” in G-Cup. His charm and easy manner belie a fierce competitor whose qualities extend far beyond an expertly wielded 7 iron. True, he might not have gotten out there as much as he’d have liked this year, but such is the founder’s lot. With his mettle hardened in the forge of our nation’s capital, he’s ready for the furnace of Palm Springs.
Now some may point out that his brother Mark has the better record at G-Cup, yadda, yadda, but that just adds fuel to the fire. As the second most-capped active G-Cuppeur, I know he’ll be coming in focused and ready to throw darts (and indulge in post-round beers, cocktails and fries). The glue that binds The Lords together, I’m looking forward to sharing time with my bud again!
Richard Hewitt
San Francisco, CA
(2 - 1 - 0)
Returning for his second G-Cup with the swagger of a man who tasted victory in two matches last year, Richard Hewitt isn’t just bringing experience—he’s bringing firepower. His driver is now a legitimate weapon, launching bombs down the fairway in a way that has opponents rethinking their club selections. And with a recent putting lesson under his belt, that flat stick is heating up, making him a threat from tee to green.
But Richard’s game isn’t the only thing turning heads. He’s preparing to debut some “interesting” attire at the Cup this year, ensuring he’ll make waves whether or not his scorecard does. He’ll continue to boost everyone’s spirits out there—except his own, as he’s still the king of negative self-talk on the course. But don’t let his grumbles fool you. Whether he shoots 72 or 92, Richard’s day always ends the same: with a cold beer in one hand and a plate of hot fries in front of him, winning the post-round no matter what happened before.
Alex Levy
New York, NY
(5 - 11 - 2)
Levy’s by Mark ChatGPT prompted by Moyer
The prompt:
I need a golfers bio written in dolly parton's voice about a golfer named Levy that I think has kids. Doesn't really golf much but a guy named Connor likes him enough to bring him back. Has a sweet heart and is always a fucking great time. We're just glad his wife let him out. Who even knows what his handicap is. Honestly this could be so much better if Mark Fung wasn't so busy saving companies left and right and had time to write a nice bio himself.
The bio:
Well, honey, let me tell y'all about Levy! Now, bless his heart, he doesn’t get out to the course much — I mean, his kids probably think a golf club is something you join, not something you swing! But somehow, some way, that sweet fella Connor keeps bringin’ him back, and we’re all tickled pink to have him. Levy’s got a heart of gold and a spirit that just lights up the whole dang course — we’re just lucky his wife gave him the green light to come play!
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As for his handicap, well, darlin', who really knows? It’s probably like trying to guess the secret recipe to my grandma’s biscuits — ain’t nobody got a clue! And let’s be honest, if Mark Fung wasn’t off saving the business world like Superman in a suit, we might have ourselves a proper bio. But here we are, and you know what? It’s still perfect, just like Levy.
Andrew Moyer
San Francisco, CA
(13 - 4 - 1)
Imagine a man who can hit 300 yard dick missiles and still have the most delicate dance moves. Imagine a man powered exclusively by espresso martinis and mushrooms. Imagine a man with a heart and spirit as big as his physique. That man is Andrew Moyer.
Moyer recently traded the hustle and bustle of San Francisco for the serene backdrop of lakeside living, where he now enjoys life’s simple pleasures with Amanda and Moose, his loyal companions. We’ve yet to see how his competitive game may have suffered after a year in the country; though he did just come off a good showing at the White Claw Classic.
You’ll know Moyer hit a good shot when you hear a primal scream echoing across the golf course or see him riding a golf club around like a horse. He’s the best golfer in the world who doesn’t seem to know how distances work. Before engaging in any betting with Moyer make sure he hasn’t lost his cash like he did last year in his match against Dan.
In the bar later, Moyer truly has the kavorka; the lure of the animal. You’ll find him on the dance floor charming the crowd with flirtation, flair, and becoming everyone’s new best friend. Cheers to the man who never ceases to amaze, entertain, and make the world a bit more interesting.